Analyze This: I love Iowa

OK, so best friend, the little one, and I have done something now that I have never dreamed I would ever do. Moved to Iowa. While originally the thought of not only working but living in Iowa disgusted me I soon realized that everything is cheeper in Iowa. Gas, rent, food, and drink. Our apartment is pretty nice perfectly located between a golf course and a strip joint...neither one of which I have frequented yet...

Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 7, 11, 99

Final Thought: What does IOWA really stand for???